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愚人节的笑话——你看懂了么?

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小编摘要:愚人节,当然要笑一笑啦!别以为听笑话不需要动脑,来看看这些笑话,看完之后,你一定会想,哦,原来是这样啊!

愚人节笑话

 

1.愚人节人们为什么疲倦?
1.Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?  
因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军
Because they have just had a long March.  
2.老鼠害怕什么天气?
2.What weather do mice and rats fear?
下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨
When it's raining cats and dogs.  
3.狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters?
主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场
When their masters go to the flea market.  
4.哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”?   
你睡着了吗
Are you asleep?
5.那种树总是很伤心?
5.What tree is always very sad?
(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
Weeping willow.   
6.什么时候可以用网兜装水?
6.When can you get water with a net?   
当水结成冰时
When water is turned into ice.  
7.猪为什么没完没了地吃?
7.Why is the pig always eating?  
它想成为一只肉猪。
He's making a hog of himself.
8.世界上最长的单词是什么?
8.What's the longest word in the world?  
微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'  
9.什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"?
(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
"What does y-e-s spell?"  
10.当停电的时候你在哪?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off?
在黑暗中
In the darkness.
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2011-03-29 14:57 编辑:红木梳子
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