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让同事抓狂的100招

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小编摘要:以下是办公室恶搞100招,权当娱乐吧,不可轻易尝试哦,否则准备卷铺盖走人喽!

1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”

留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条

2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner

用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

3. Put tape over the mouse optics

在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor

拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask

和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具

6. Turn your earphones up all the way

把你的耳机音量调到最大,从早到晚带着耳机

7. Burn popcorn in the microwave

用微波炉爆(焦)爆米花

8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治

9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier

把复印机“哔”的音量放大

10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier

清空打印机/复印机的纸

11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier

倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉

12. Practice beat boxing

练习节奏口技

13. Sing show tunes

唱舞台音乐剧

14. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”

在对方说再见之前挂断电话

15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings

开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡

16. Walk around the office barefooted

光脚在办公室里四处走

17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon

星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空

18. Misplace peoples pens

把人们的笔放错地方

19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer

在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘

20. Glue their mouse to the desk

把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上

21. Leave an open can of tuna in their desk

在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头

22. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver

把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图,然后把这张图设成屏保

23. Turn up the contrast on their monitor

把他们显示器的对比度调高

24. Talk in a funny accent

用可笑的口音说话

25. Use goofy event sounds for your programs

给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音

26. Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email

每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”

27. Print out a phony pink slip and leave it in their mailbox

打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里

28. Send flowers from one co-worker to another

借某同事之名送花给另一同事

29. Start your car remotely when someone walk by it

有人经过的你的车时,用遥控器(远远的就)把你的车发动起来

30. Insist on people to have a great morning

坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨

31. Leave hole punches all over

随处乱放打孔器

32. Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans

把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头

33. After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”

每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”

34. Put salt on someone’s mouse pad

在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐

35. Set a password on someone’s screensaver

给别人的屏保设置密码

36. Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down

坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话

37. Smirk when a co-worker walks by

在一个同事经过的时候傻笑

38. Eat half of someone’s lunch

把别人的午餐吃掉一半

39. Swap co-worker’s chairs

调换同事的椅子

40. Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times

开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎,突然地离开三四次

41. Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you

当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛

42. Take all the ice out of the community freezer

把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来

43. Listen to comedy tracks and laugh hysterically

听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑

44. Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator

离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍

45. Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection

对着电话发出咝咝的声音,说是信号不好

46. Flip the left and right mouse button defaults

把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来

47. Take out the ball in the mouse

取出鼠标里的滚珠

48. Eat sunflower seeds

吃瓜子

49. Tell a long story without a point

讲一个冗长且毫无主题的故事

50. Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week

告诉一个同事你更喜欢他们上一周时的头发

51. Anonymously send flowers to a random co-worker

匿名送花给随便哪一位同事

52. Bring Cheetos for food days

在食物交流日上带来的是Cheetos零食

53. Drag your feet when you walk down the halls

拖着脚走过大厅

54. Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom

惊叫你的同事出洗手间时没洗手

55. Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk

午饭时在你的桌上吃些臭烘烘的食物

56. Practice drumming on your desk

在桌子上练习敲鼓

57. Use too many paper clips

用超多回形针

58. Fill out your time sheets incorrectly

填错你的工作时间表

59. Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone

给你的手机设一个烦人的铃声

60. Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers

给同事转发连锁信和别的垃圾邮件

61. Express your political views at length

长篇大论你的政治观点

62. Whisper loudly

大声讲悄悄话(吹口哨)

63. Come to work sick

生病也来上班

64. Drink the last cup of coffee without making a new pot

喝掉最后一杯咖啡,且不添一壶新的

65. Answer your mobile during meetings

开会的时候接电话

66. Stand over someone while they are on the phone

别人接电话的时候站在旁边监听

67. Sneak up behind someone

从后面突然吓别人

68. Mess with the thermostat

乱按一番调温器

69. Give everyone a pistol wink when they walk by

冲每个经过的人作手枪射击状

70. Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone

把某人电话音量逐渐调低

71. Leave unusual print outs on the printer

在打印机旁留几张内容诡异的打印件

72. Throw out other people’s prints

把别人的打印件扔掉

73. Juggle office supplies

用办公用品耍杂技

74. Write all your memos on bright colored paper

把你所有的备忘录写在颜色刺眼的纸上

75. Be overly nice to people

对人过分的亲热

76. Hide whiteboard erasers

藏起白板擦

77. Chew gum whie talking on the phone

讲电话时嚼口香糖

78. Regularly update everyone on the current weather

定时给每个人汇报当前天气

79. Read your emails aloud

大声读你的email

80. Leave the fridge open

不关冰箱门

81. Shake up cans of pop in the fridge

把冰箱里的汽水瓶摇一遍

82. Leave fingerprints on the copier glass

在复印机(打印机的)玻璃上留下指印

83. Whistle all day long

从早到晚吹口哨

84. Wear too much cologne/perfume

撒过多的香水

85. Type loudly

很响地敲键盘

86. Wear bright colored clothes

穿颜色刺眼的衣服

87. Give everyone a nickname from a TV show

拿电视剧里的名字给每个人起外号

88. Do the sneaky walk around the office

在办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的走

89. Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice

向别的隔断张望,等着有人抬起头来注意到

90. Use the intercom and page yourself

擅自使用内部电话呼叫自己和记录

91. Swap the regular and decaf coffee

对换普通咖啡和脱咖啡因(无糖)咖啡

92. Hide the sugar and creamer

把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来

93. Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation

用大写字母写email,并且用n多标点

94. Refer to your garbage can as your in-box

称你的垃圾桶为收件箱

95. Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices

在别人办公室天花板上戳(粘)铅笔

96. Throw a bouncy ball in your office

在办公室里扔弹力球

97. Tell the same story over and over

一个故事翻来覆去的讲

98. Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse click

模仿诸如打开光驱,关门,或者点击鼠标的声音

99. Talk to your monitor as if it was a person

把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话

100. Schedule meetings at 4:00pm

把会议的时间定在下午4点
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2011-02-24 14:42 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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