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1、一位苏联公民带着“勃列日涅夫是个老白痴”的标语来到红场,他立刻被克格勃逮捕,并被判处12年监禁——其中两年是为了侮辱国家领袖,另外十年则是因为泄露了国家机密。
A Soviet citizen goes to the Red Square with the sign "Brezhnev is a senile idiot." Immediately he gets picked up by the KGB and sentenced to 12 years in jail -- two for insulting the head of state and 10 for exposing a state security secret.
2、一位波兰人在散步时发现一盏油灯。他捡起油灯,擦去灯上的锈迹。这是,一名灯神出现了。
A Pole walking along the road happens to spy a lamp. He picks it up, and as it is covered in rust he gives it quick rub. Out comes a genie.
“我是灯神,我可以满足你的三个愿望”,灯神说道。
"I'm the genie of the lamp and I can grant you three wishes," the genie says.
“好的”,波兰人表示。“我想让中国军队入侵波兰”。奇怪的决定,灯神想到,但他仍然满足了这个愿望。中国军队从四面八方涌来,入侵波兰,然后回家了。
"OK," says the Pole. "I want the Chinese Army to invade Poland." Odd choice, the genie thinks, but nevertheless he grants the wish, and the Chinese Army comes all the way from China, invades, and goes back home.
“好吧,第二个愿望。这次或许会有一点建设性”,灯神说道。
"Right, second wish. Maybe something more positive," says the genie.
“不”,波兰人回答说。“我要中国军队再入侵一次”。于是,中国人从中国出发,四面八方向波兰涌来,再次把波兰蹂躏一番之后,回家了。
"No," replies the Pole, "I want the Chinese Army to invade again." So the Chinese come all the way from China, lay waste to more of Poland, and then go home.
“听着”,灯神说。“你还有最后一个愿望。我可以让波兰成为地球上最美丽富饶的地方”。
"Listen," says the genie. "You have one last wish. I can make Poland the most beautiful and prosperous place on earth."
“如果您不介意的话,我想让中国军队再侵略一次”。于是,中国人又来了,把波兰留下的东西毁灭殆尽,然后回家。
"If you don't mind, I want the Chinese army to invade one more time." So the Chinese army comes again, destroys what's left of Poland, and then goes home for the last time.
“我不理解你的做法”,灯神表示。“为什么你会要中国军队三次入侵波兰?”
"I don't understand," says the genie. "Why did you want the Chinese army to invade Poland three times?"
“是这样的”,波兰人回答道。“这样一来,他们就可以来回经过俄国六次”。
"Well," replies the Pole, "they had to go through Russia six times."
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