10. 一个男的胳膊下夹着一块沥青碎石走进酒吧说：来一品脱，再来一品脱。【one for the road除了可以指给沥青碎石外，也有再来一份带上路的意思】
10 - A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road.
9 - I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
8. 病人：医生，我总是不停的唱“家乡绿绿的草”医生：听起来像Tom Jone综合症。病人：哦，那就是很常见咯。医生：一点也不特别【也是tom jone的一首歌】
8 - Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome". "Is it common?"I asked. "It's not unusual" he replied.
7 - Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
6. 警察昨天抓住了两个小孩，一个正在饮蓄电池中的酸液，另一个在吃烟火。其中一个被起诉了，另一个被放了。【charge也有充电的意思，let off也有放『烟花』的意思】
6 - Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
5 - I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
4 - A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!".
3 - Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
2. 我有一天去动物园，那里竟然只有一条狗，真是狗屎动物园。【shitzu = shit zoo】
2 - I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
1 - A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
2010-10-28 17:03 编辑：kuaileyingyu
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