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成功的儿子们

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四个30多年没有见面的老朋友,终于有一个机会团聚了。酒过三巡,其中一个家伙离开去了洗手间。
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
剩下的一个家伙说:“我儿子是我的自豪和喜悦。他一开始工作在一家大公司的底层。他学习了经济学与企业管理,很快就开始沿着企业的阶梯爬上去,现在是公司的总裁。他变得如此富有,不久前,他给了他最好的朋友一辆最高级的奔驰车作为生日礼物。"
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the President of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes
第二个家伙说:“他妈的,这太好了!我的儿子也是我的骄傲和喜悦。他一开始为一家大航空公司工作,然后进飞行学校成为飞行员。最后成了这家公司的合伙人,而且拥有其大部分的资产。他那么有钱,不久前,他给了他最好的朋友一个全新的飞机作为生日礼物。"
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
第三个家伙说:“好是好,不过没什么了不起的!我的儿子从一所最好的大学毕业,成为一名工程师。然后,他开始经营自己的建筑公司,现在是千万富翁。他送给他最好的朋友的生日礼物非常好, 是一座昂贵的30000平方英尺的豪宅。"
The third man said, "Well, that's terrific, too! My son studied in the best university and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000-square-foot mansion."
三位朋友正在互相道贺时,第四个家伙从洗手间回来,问他们:“你们都在祝贺什么?“其中一位回答说:“我们都对我们的儿子取得的成就感到自豪。你的儿子怎么样?”第四个家伙回答说:“我的儿子是个同性恋,以在脱衣舞夜总会跳色情艳舞谋生。这三个朋友齐声说:“真可惜,你一定感到非常失望吧。"
Just as the three friends were congratulating each other, the fourth returned from the rest room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
第四名男子回答说:“不,我不以为耻。他是我的儿子,我爱他。而他混的也不错。他在两个星期前过生日时,从他的3个男朋友那里,收到了一座美丽的30000平方英尺的豪宅,一架全新的飞机,以及一部顶级的奔驰车。 "
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a shame, what a disappointment that must be for you. The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000-square-foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends. "
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2010-09-16 23:10 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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