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都是名字惹的祸——搞笑墓碑文字

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1. Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest man,
And that is Strange.
--A lawyer's tombstone in England
Strange,一个奇怪的姓氏,滑稽而又无情地“否定”了这位律师的美德。

2.Reader if cash thou art

In want of any

Dig 4 feet deep

And thou wilt find a Penny

--John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery

“看官,您若缺钱,不妨掘地四尺,就会发现一便士。”果真如此,“便士”兄弟的玩笑可就开大了。

3.Here lies Ann Mann

Who lived an old maid

But died an old Mann

--Dec.8,1767

又是姓氏弄人!她孤独地死去,还被改了性别,变成了man(与Mann谐音)!

4.Gone away Owin' more (与owing more谐音)

Than he could pay

--Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England

人们在借给Owen Moore先生钱的时候,会不会因为他的名字而有所犹豫呢?

5.Here lies

Johnny Yeast
Pardon me

For not rising

--In Ruidoso, New Mexico

入土也不忘客气,真是一位gentleman。

6.Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

--Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont (佛蒙特州伊诺斯堡福尔斯市)

Anna真是不幸,她被一块香蕉皮夺去了生命。转念想想,这一跤难道与伊诺斯堡福尔斯市的名字(Falls)有关?

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