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世界上最烂的几个职业

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天天面对没完没了的报告令人作呕,划出个截止日期让人胆战心惊,哪辈子修来的福气碰着个混球上司作威作福,这日子真他奶奶的够受。
Endless reports, nerve-wracking deadlines and having a monumental jerk for a boss probably.
你的境遇真令人同情,但不管你干的工作有多操蛋,你还是应该庆幸,因为你比很多人干的香多了。要不要看看这个,你会知道为什么要心怀感激:
You’re probably right, but however crappy your job may seem, you should take comfort in the fact that there are men and women out there whose jobs are way stinkier than yours—quite literally. Here are some of them:
1. 清理公路上被撞死的动物收尸人
1. Roadkill Remover
为了确保公路安全,国家专门雇佣人来清理公路上被机动车撞死的各种动物。而实际情况往往是,工作人员还没来得及清理,这些死尸早已被汽车轮子和炎炎烈日折腾的支离破碎腐烂生蛆了。
To keep the highways safe, states hire people to get all sorts of animals hit and killed by motorists off the road. But more often than not, wheels of other vehicles and the scorching heat of the sun get to the roadkill first, leaving rotting and maggoty flesh splattered all over for roadkill removers to collect.
2. 闻气味员
2. Odor Tester
在新的除臭止汗露进入市场前,厂家会雇人测试这种产品是否真的起作用。妈呀,这些人一辈子就是把脑袋贴在别人腋下靠闻味道过活的。
Before deodorants and anti-perspirants are released into the market, manufacturers employ people who test if these products actually work. Translation: these people smell other people’s armpits for a living.
3. 垃圾清理员
3. Garbage collector
我啥也不说了,看看垃圾箱里都有什么东西。你就会怀疑这群人一天到晚看着这玩意怎么吃得下饭?
Not much needs to be said about this job. Just look down your garbage bin, and you know what these people deal with on a daily basis.
4. 粪尿巡检员
4. Manure Inspector
你觉得科学家的职业太有魅力了吗?一看你就没见过世面,不知道科学家怎么杀灭像大肠杆菌或沙门氏菌之类要命的传染病菌的,要想杀灭它们,首先要找到它们,它们在哪儿?人畜粪便。想象在没膝深的粪坑里蹒跚跋涉,全为了一点标本,为了科学——这算哪门子献身啊。
You think being a scientist is a glamorous job? Then you probably didn’t know about scientists who are dedicated to eliminating deadly contaminants such as E.coli and salmonella. To figure out a way to do so, these scientists will have to go to the source—animal crap—and wade knee-deep in it, all in the interest of science
5. 性玩具工厂员工
5. Sex Toy Factory Employee
他们也是人,他们也需要尊重!
They can't get no respect.
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2010-06-08 15:04 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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