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午后笑剧——医生手记

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我正在接待一个很有意思,但是非常紧张的老太太。她有一部新手机。她一点也不避讳她有多不喜欢这东西。但是她的儿子(迈克)很担心她,所以就给她买了一部。
I'm seeing a delightful, but VERY nervous older lady, who has a new cell phone. She's quite vocal about how she doesn't like it, but her son (Michael) worries about her, and so he bought her one.
在就诊的时候,她的手机响了有大约一分钟。她看了一眼:“哦,是迈克。我不想跟他说话。”
Her phone rings about a minute into the appointment. She looks at it. "Oh, it's Michael. I don't want to talk to him."
我建议她不用管它,一会儿就会转到留言信箱。或者关机。
I suggested ignoring it, and letting it go to voicemail. Or turning it off.
她说:“我不知道怎么关。我也不想让他担心。”
She said: "I don't know how. And I don't want him to worry."
所以她接了电话:“嗯,阿,额,你好,我是桃乐丝,我不在家,请留言。嘟——”
So she answers the phone: "Um, uh, yes, hello, this is Doris, and I'm not home, so please leave a message. Beep."
她挂了电话。我使劲憋着没笑出来。
She hung up. It took everything I had not to burst out laughing.
过了几分钟电话又响了。她看着我说:“不好意思,我真的不想让他觉得我不理他。”
A few minutes later the phone rings again. She looks at me and says, "I'm sorry, but I really don't want him to think I'm ignoring him".
她又接了电话“你好,我是桃乐丝,我现在不在,不能接听你的电话。请,嗯,再次留言。嘟——”
She answers it again "Hello, this is Doris, I'm not here, and can't take your call. Please, um, leave a message again. Beep."
诊断进行了10分钟,迈克又打来了、我提议我帮她回电话,告诉他她现在在看医生,不方便接电话。当然,她不想让他知道她在看病,所以她又抓起手机。
This time we made it another 10 minutes before Michael called again. I offered to answer it for her, to tell him she was at the doctor, and shouldn't be disturbed. Of course, she didn't want him to know that, so fumbled with the phone again.
“嗯,你好。还是桃乐丝,我,哦,我意思是,嗯,你打错了。”
"Um, hello. This is Doris again, and I, uh, I mean, um, you have a wrong number."
我不得不跑到洗手间去,因为我不想在她面前崩溃。
I had to run to the bathroom so I wouldn't go to pieces in front of her.
这之后他没有再打来。
He didn't call back after that.
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2010-05-27 23:10 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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