It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
You have just invented a new form of torture.
If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
You killed my favorite.
It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.