Folks, with layoffs mounting, gas prices surreal, mortgage defaults on the rise, the stock market in a swoon, and much of the world staggered by truly awful weather of one kind or another, we could all use a good laugh right about now. Executives at 1,000 big U.S. companies, plus 100 in Canada recalled the most embarrassing or bizarre interview moments they had witnessed or heard of. A sampling of their answers：
伙计们， 失业人数在增加，油价高得可怕，房屋抵押贷款违约现象在增长，股市低迷，世界很多地区遭受着不是这种就是那种相当恶劣的气候的影响，而我们现在能做的也只能是开怀大笑一下吧。1000家美国大公司外加 100 家加拿大大公司的巨头们回忆了他们亲眼所见的或听说的让人最囧或让人喷饭的面试时刻。下面是他们的一些只言片语：
"The person was dancing during the interview. He kept saying things like, 'I love life!’and 'Oh, yeah!’"
"One job applicant came in for his interview with a cockatoo on his shoulder."
"The candidate sent his sister to interview in his place."
"The candidate stopped the interview to ask me if I had a cigarette."
"We had one person who walked out of an interview straight into a glass door. The glass shattered."
"The candidate got his companies confused and repeatedly mentioned the strengths of a competing firm, thinking that was who he was interviewing with."
"A guy called me by the wrong name during the entire interview."
"We're a retail company, and when we asked the candidate why she wanted to work for us, she replied that she didn’t want to work in retail anymore."
"An interviewee took his bubble gum out of his mouth and held it in his hand. Then he forgot about it and shook hands with me."
"A job seeker gestured with his hands so much that he then sat on them to stop it."
"A candidate fell asleep during the interview."
"An applicant was doing really well in the interview until we got to the question about why she had left her previous job. She told us everyone there was out to get her ."
"A candidate insulted the interviewer's tie."
Okay, so these are obviously dumb moves – but what if something happens that falls into the category of plain bad luck?A few of the hiring managers mentioned candidates who suddenly fell ill during an interview.One hapless candidate had cut his lip shaving (alas, the cut opened up while he was talking and bled through out the interview – ouch!).
Handling problems gracefully may actually impress interviewers,but if the situation can’t be overcome, move on and focus on the next opportunity. It's a learning experience that will someday make an entertaining story. If you can bear to recall it.
优雅地处理问题也许真能让面试官印象深刻，不过，如果实在控制不了局面， 那就往前看， 把精力放在下一次机上。这是一条学习经验，日后也会成为一则笑料——如果你有勇气回想的话。
* Team player -- Starting out in your career, you'll want to work on a team, you'll need to work on a team, and the hiring manager is going to want to hear that. Tell 'em. * Leade
Here are 8 things to do that will dramatically increase your chances of being employed 1. Don't be a "smiley face". Excessive smiling in a job interview is seen for what it is--