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洛杉矶警察,FBI和CIA都想证明自己才是犯罪克星,总统决定给他们一个测试,他往森林里放了只兔子,要求他们把它逮回来。
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
CIA进了林子。他们到处安动物插线人,询问花花草草石头疙瘩的目击者。历经3个月的大搜查,他们认定这只兔子压根不存在。
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
FBI进了林子。两周后仍毫无线索,他们把林子给烧了,能杀的都杀了,包括那只兔子,还没说对不起,这是它自找的。
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
洛杉矶警察进了林子。两小时后带着一只被打得快嗝屁的熊出来,熊还在嚎:“好吧好吧!我就是那只兔子,我就是那只兔子!”
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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2010-03-23 20:20 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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