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古老的中国酷刑

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一个年轻人在森林里迷路了,他四处游荡时,偶遇一小房子。他敲了敲门,一个很老的留着灰白长胡子的中国人开门招呼他。
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a very old Chinese man with a long, grey beard.
“我迷路了,”年轻人说。“我能借宿一晚吗?”
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
“当然,”那个中国人说,“但有一点,如果你胆敢碰我女儿一下,我就会对你实施尽人皆知的中国三大酷刑。”
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
“好的,”年轻人说,心想以她老爸的年纪,这个女儿肯定很老了,然后他走进房子。晚饭前,那个女儿从楼梯走下。她年轻、美丽、身材极好。很明显她被这个年轻人吸引住了,因为吃饭时她的眼睛就一直无法从他身上移开。
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old given her father's age, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
想起那个老头的警告,他不睬她,一个人去睡。但是在夜里,他再也忍受不住,偷偷溜进她的房间寻求一夜激情。他小心翼翼地使一切静悄悄的,不让老头听到。将近黎明,他又蹑手蹑脚地回到他的房间,疲倦而快乐。
Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
他醒来发觉胸上有重压。睁开眼睛,他看到在他胸上有一块大石头,上有一张纸条,写着:“中国酷刑一:大石压胸。”
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
“好吧,这很惨,”他想。“如果这个老头能做的不过如此的话,那我就没什么好担心的。”他搬起那块大石头,走到窗边,扔了出去。就在这时,他注意到石头上的另一张纸条,上写:“中国酷刑二:石系左睾丸。”惊慌之中,他向下一瞥,看到绳子已经快拉到头了。考虑到断几根骨头也比做太监强,他随着那块大石头跳出了窗户。在他垂直落下时,他看到地上有一个大标牌,上面写着:“中国酷刑三:右睾丸系床柱。”
"Well, that's pretty pathetic," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the large rock, walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
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2010-03-19 13:21 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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