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在电影《在云端》(Up in the air)中,有一个虚构的公司,提供付费帮人炒员工鱿鱼的服务。现在有一家真实的、叫做iDUMP4U的公司,付费帮人分手。
In “Up in the Air,” a fictional company got paid to fire other people’s employees. Now iDUMP4U, a real company, gets paid to dump other people’s significant others.
下面是这家公司的收费表:
Here’s their fee schedule:
基本的分手10美元——我们将打电话给你的另一半,并且通过你提供给我们的信息使你的现任男友或女友成为前任。
$10 Basic Breakup — We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.
中止婚约25美元——是的,这样做很无情,但是还记得电影《落跑新娘》(Runaway Bride)中她给亚特兰大市(Atlanta)或者无论什么地方造成的所有麻烦吗?这是一个非常简单的方式去结束它。当你正准备与你的未婚夫或未婚妻交谈时,无论如何,我们推荐你选择我们的服务。
$25 Engagement Breakoff – Yeah it’s heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiancé/fiancée, we recommend you do however.
离婚电话50美元——有时候让其他人帮你的话,离婚在感情上会变得更加容易。有些男士可能会选择让他们的情人帮忙与老婆交涉离婚事宜,或者其他人,但是我们也能够帮你做到。
$50 Divorce Call — Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc. … but we can do it for you as well.
如果你认为通过一个分手公司甩掉男朋友很残忍,那么你还要记住的是,这家公司会记录其分手业务的呼叫电话,然后将记录放在互联网上。
If you think it’s cruel to dump a boyfriend through a break-up mercenary, note also that the company records its break-up calls and then posts them on the Internet.
这家公司声称,他们只是在经营一种面对多重受益人的公共服务:对于提出分手者而言,他们避免了一次令人难堪的、让人内疚的电话通话;对于被分手者而言,他们明确地从iDUMP4U公司这里得到她的确做错了的信息。所以她能够避免纠缠;同时普通大众可以通过聆听这些分手电话同时受到一些启发。
The firm argues that it is performing a sort of public service to multiple beneficiaries: the dumper, who avoids an awkward, guilt-inducing call; the dumpee, who is explicitly informed by iDUMP4U about what she did wrong, so that she can avoid doing it again; and the general public, who can be both entertained and educated by hearing these breakup calls.
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2010-03-14 12:09 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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  • Guest 说:

    why you need someone to help you when you want to break up,it's cruel and irresponsible.when all the feeling gone,you should tell her or him by yourself.

    2010-03-15 10:07 回复 支持(0) 反对(0) 沙发
  • Guest 说:

    i agree with the above friend's statement. if you don't love your friend, please say loudly by yourself.

    2010-03-22 23:27 回复 支持(0) 反对(0) 板凳
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    2010-04-01 18:29 回复 支持(0) 反对(0) 地板
  • tw921 说:

    What?!
    I don't think this service should be supported. However, the need creates business...

    2011-11-09 01:30 回复 支持(0) 反对(0) 4 楼
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    2011-11-09 04:40 回复 支持(0) 反对(0) 5 楼
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