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一个盲人跟他的导盲犬在街角等交通灯,过了会儿,狗站起来了带着它的主人闯了红灯。
A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against the red light.
开始一辆汽车吱嘎一下停在了几英寸外,狗仍然带着盲人在走,后来一个骑自行车的差点把他们撞飞,并咒骂了盲人几句。最后几步道儿上,一辆卡车一个急转弯才避开了他们。
First a car comes screeching to a halt inches away from him, but still the dog leads on, then a bicyclist almost wipes them out and curses as he goes by. Finally in the last lane a truck swerves and barely misses them.
最终主仆俩到了马路的另一边,盲人从口袋里掏出来块饼干给了导盲犬。这时候,一个刚才目睹了全过程的路人问盲人,为什么那狗差点儿就让他被各种车撞死了却还要奖励它呢。
After they reach the far corner the blind man reaches in his pocket and pulls out a cookie and offers it to the guide dog. At this point another person who has watched the entire episode interrupts asking why he was rewarding the dog after the dog had endangered his life and almost got him run over by a car, bicycle and truck.
盲人答到:“我没奖它,我就是找找哪边儿是它的头,我好踹它屁股!
The blind man responded: "I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find out which end is his head so I can kick him in the ass."
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2010-03-14 11:08 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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