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一座公园里有两座雕像;一座是裸男,一座是裸女。数百年来,他们隔着条小径遥遥相望。一天,一个天使从天而降,挥了个手势,把两座雕像复活了。然后天使对他们说:“你们能如此耐心地相伴走过无数的严寒酷暑,作为回报,你们将复活30分钟去做你们最想做的事情。”那对男女相互交换个眼色,然后一起冲向灌木丛后面。接下来,灌木丛里枝叶乱颤、笑声不断。天使耐心等待着。15分钟之后,那对男女回来了,喘息大笑不已。天使对他们说:“呃,你们还剩15分钟。”那男的问向女的:“想再来一次吗?”“哦,当然。”她回答道。“不过,这次我们得换个姿势。我来摁住那鸽子,你在它头上拉屎。”
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh, yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head.
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2010-03-09 23:26 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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