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一只公鸡引发的惨案

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一农场主买了一只新公鸡来给母鸡配种。新公鸡趾高气扬走进鸡圈,对老公鸡大叫到:老伙计,给我滚!这是我的地盘了!
A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, "Get out, old man! This is my barn now!"
那老公鸡说:“我要和你赛跑,谁赢了,这里的母鸡就全归谁。
"Tell you what," says the old rooster. "I'll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks."
老公鸡先冲出了鸡圈,新公鸡在后面紧追不舍。
The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.
那农场主看了一眼,拿出他的猎枪,把新公鸡给暴了,嘴里骂道:妈的,这个月买到三只同性恋公鸡!
"Dammit," says the farmer. "That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month!"
标签:公鸡 笑话
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2010-03-07 15:17 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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