A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-lookingleopard heading rapidly in his direction.
The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground closeby, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back tothe approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodleexclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder ifthere are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look ofterror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", saysthe leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearbytree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it forprotection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees himheading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that somethingmust be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills thebeans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey,hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"
Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back andthinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dogsits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seenthem yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.
"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
2010-03-07 15:11 编辑：kuaileyingyu