第五名： Danny Glover as President 让Danny Glover演美国总统
Everytime Danny Glover is on screen one can’t help but wonder how bad everyone wanted Morgan Freeman instead. Glover is so damn serious andnoble as he delivers every line that it makes for some pure hilarity.The script he is given is so bad that we wonder if they couldn’t have just hired Obama’s speech writers as part of the $250 million dollars budget.
第四名：Gymnastic Dog 平衡木狗狗！
I know the Winter Olympics are coming up, but I hope they can reserve a spot on the 2012 Summer Olympic gymnastic squad for the acrobatic dog in the film. As if you haven’t had enough already, around the 2 hour and 15 minute mark, you witness only a spectacle Emmerich could pull off that is reminiscent of another dog sequence in Independence Day.
第三名："It's Russian" 咱俄罗斯造滴！
The Russian characters in the film prove to be hilarious, but nothing comes close to the demise of Yuri, the leader of the pack. In a slow motion scene screaming withemotion, Yuri throws one of his annoying children up on a bridge to besaved as he falls to his demise. It’s the most “LOL”-worthy scene of the year.
第二名：Last Second Escapes 所有的千钧一发
Although the film is basically strung together with these desperate escapes, there are a few notable ones. The first, as Cusack and his family are on board a plane that is mere seconds away from collapsing into the abyss, sets the bar. The rest live up to that bar as planes dodge in between buildings, out of dust clouds and over ledges.There are more “AAAAHHHHH’s” and “NO NO NO NO NO’s!” then all of Bay’sfilms combined and I think Emmerich deserves something for that.
第一名：Rejoicing after Billions of Deaths 悲极生乐
When almost every single person you are close to dies in a fiery blaze or drowns in a massive tsunami, what would you do? Celebrate! At least that is what the array of characters in 2012 do. Sure, they end up saving humanity, but after over 2 hours and 30 minutes of complete destruction of every national landmark and 99% of all human beings it’s damn near impossible to connect with their unabashed joy.