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1.今天我困极了,但我还是得把那篇长长的作业写完。我足足敲了7页才把它完成,然后我实在困极了,一头倒在键盘上睡了过去。20分钟后我醒来,发现屏幕上只剩一篇空白——我睡下去的时候,压着了删除键。它就这样一直删……一直删……
1.Today, I was trying to write an essay for school while sleep deprived. After getting 7 pages into it, I crashed face-first onto the keyboard and slept for 20 minutes. When I woke up, my essay was nothing more than a blank document. My face had been pressing the Backspace button the entire time. FML
2.今天我发现我已经怀有8周的身孕——不过按照计划,我明天就得跟我们“禁欲小组”一起去巴黎一年。
2.Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
3.今天,我从一个大觉中醒来。我花了些时间才想清楚究竟发生了什么。首先,我的梦游症又犯了;然后,我因此前所未有地吃了过量的安眠药;最后,我大睡了14个小时。从而,我尿湿了被单,丢掉了工作。
3.Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets and lost my job. FML
4.今天我被困在学校的电梯里。害怕之余,我想起我带了手机。我给我妈打了电话,我妈又给学校打了电话。很快,我就被救出来了。随后,校方没收了我的手机,并因“在校内使用手机”罚我两天课后留校。
4.Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
5.今天我老婆跟我说她怀孕了。我用怀疑的口气问道:“真的吗?”,并凑过去吻她。她“哇”地吐了我一脸。记住,永远都不要怀疑女人说的话。
5.Today, my wife told me that she's pregnant. I said "Really?" in a disbelieving tone, but leaned forward to kiss her anyway. She responded by puking all over my face. Never doubt what a woman says.
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2009-11-12 22:50 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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