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测测你是否准备好步入婚姻的围城

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一些提示/小技巧来查明你是否准备好结婚。
Few Tips/Tricks to find out whether you are ready for Marriage.
这是给那些所有声称自己准备好结婚的人的。相信我,你总能骗自己说已经准备好了,但这里有一些帮你查明真相的测试。
This one is for all those, who have been bluffed by their partners, that they are ready for the Big 'M'. Believe me you can always fool yourself to think that you are, but there are some Scientific Techniques of finding out the truth.
因此,很简单,按下列步骤,探寻真相。
So it's simple now, just follow any of these listed techniques, and find it for yourself.
1:受困房间测试
1: The Room Trap Technique
测试概要:这是一个简单有效的查明方法。步骤如下。
Technique Summary: This is a very easy and efficient way to find out. Here's how you can do it.One fine day enter into your bedroom, take a big iron lock, and lock your room from inside. and then throw the key outside from the window. make sure that you don't have anything of interest with you in the room. No laptops, mobile, videos etc...Now if you are able to stay in that room, without any problem, till someone discovers that you have been in that room for last 2 days, without any food, water and entertainment. It means that you are ready to Go!Else, if you start feeling TRAPPED! and you start crying for help, you want to get out,but you have no key and you feel helpless....then you have got it, it's what the marriage is all about! stay away from it
在风和日丽的一天,带着一把巨大的铁锁钻进你的卧室,并从内反锁后将钥匙扔出窗外。确保屋内没有任何你感兴趣的东西。没有电脑、手机、录像带等等... ...
2: The Credit Card Abuse Technique
现在只要你能在没有水和食物以及任何娱乐设施的情况下,没有任何问题地呆在这间房中至少两天后直到某人发现。
Technique Summary: On one fine day go to a busy market street,and drop your credit card on the road and you are all set, just come back to home.and sit relaxed for month, and wait for your credit card statement to come.Now please go through the bill and details of how your credit card got abused. If you can take all this and still smile and are in position to pay the bill, then you are ready! just say those words "I do"Else please understand that your credit card will be abused like this for the rest of your life, and you will have to take all this with a smile on your face. so think twice before you do the DO!
这就意味着你准备好了!
3: The Chewing Gum Technique
另外,如果你开始感到受困!并开始哭喊求救,想要出去但没有钥匙并觉得无助... ...那么你就明白了,这就是传说中的婚姻!
Technique Summary: A very simple, quick but effective technique. Go to your nearest super store and buy a single chewing gum. Now put into your mouth and start chewing enjoy the sweet flavored juices, which will flow in your mouth for sometime, then the chewing will start :turning tasteless, and bland. now you will be tempted to spit the gum and replace with a fresh one. so the real test starts now. You have to keep chewing that gum for the rest of the day. no sweetness, no artificial flavors, no juices, Just a piece of rubber in your mouth.
远离为好
If you can do it successfully, then the gates of marriage are open and also welcoming you in. Else, some relationships can become like a stale chewing gum, and you have to get used to them, before you get into them.
2:信用卡滥用测试
Hope the above mentioned techniques, will help you in take this important decision of life. These techniques are certified by ISO 2008 Indian Govt Quality Process. Please note that the govt. officials were not bribed to get this done!
测试概要:在风和日丽的一天,跑到热闹的购物街,并把信用卡丢到街上就好,然后便可回家。
之后安稳过上一个月,等待你的信用卡自己跑回来。现在,查看你的账单账欠款。如果你能在看完之后笑容依旧并屁颠屁颠地支付这些账单,那么你就准备好了!只要说“我愿意”就行了。否则请理解这即将被不断刷爆的信用卡为你将来的婚姻生活,并始终洋溢着微笑对待它。因此说愿意前请三思!
3:口香糖咀嚼测试
测试概要:非常简单便捷奏效的技巧。
跑到最近的超市小店,卖上一个单包装口香糖。现在放进嘴中并开始咀嚼,享受那时不时肆意流出的甜蜜果汁,之后真正的咀嚼开始:口香糖变得无味、淡漠。现在你会想要把这玩意吐掉并嚼一个新的。与此真正的检验开始了。你必须嚼那块口香糖一整天。没有甜蜜。没有人工香料,没有果汁,只有一块乏味的橡胶在嘴中。
如果你能成功地做到这个,那么婚姻的大门就已经以欢迎的姿态向你敞开。另外,不然某些关系就会像一块不新鲜的口香糖,在真正陷入之前你不得不适应它们。
希望以上提到的小技巧能够帮助你作出这人生中重要的决定。这些技巧已通过2008印度官方质量监测系统认证。请注意,官方并未被收买认证!
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2009-11-05 23:04 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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