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单身男女最怕被问到的六个问题

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小编摘要:“你是单身吗?”“你为什么还是一个人啊?”听到这些问题一定让单身的你我都感到很烦躁吧。或者,你周围有单身的朋友?那就千万记得不要老是问他们这些问题啦!

 

The good thing about being single is that people are usually pretty willing to talk about your romantic life, because, let's face it, it's probably more entertaining than that of your seriously coupled-up friends.
The bad news? Sometimes, people will want to talk about your love life regardless of whether or not you're in the mood to talk about it. And they will have opinions. And questions. And if you're single for long enough, a lot of these are gonna start sounding the same.

单身的好处之一是人们往往很愿意谈论你浪漫的感情生活,面对现实吧,你的生活显然比那些已经成双成对的朋友来得丰富多彩些。
缺点呢?有时候,即便是你不想谈的时候,人们还是会抓着你的感情生活喋喋不休。而且他们总是有说不完的意见和问题。如果你单身的时间长了,就会一直听到下面这些换汤不换药的话:

1. "Are you seeing someone? Why not?" “你有对象了吗?为什么没有呢?”

Amazingly, I get this question at least once a week. At least once a week! It's fun to turn the question around to the asker. "Why are you in a relationship?" "Because I'm in love!" "Right, well, I'm not." End of discussion!
你可能不相信,但我每周最少都能被问到一次这问题。一周一次还是最少的!想要找点乐子的话,我就会反问提问的人:“那你为什么有对象了呢?” “因为我找到爱情了啊。” “太对了,我就是没找到啊。” 讨论结束!

2. "Have you tried online dating?" “你试过网恋吗?”

Online dating? What is this new fangled thing you speak of? (Of course we're online dating!)
网恋?你是在说什么新发明新创造吗?(这不是废话嘛!我当然正在网上找啦。)

3. "It'll happen when you least expect it." “你不想找的时候,真命天子/女就会出现了。”

The problem is, if you're single and actively looking, then you're always kind of expecting it.
但问题是,如果你正单身而且有意结束单身,你很难不期待这种事。

4. "Oh my god, can I wing for you? I am such a good wingman."
“我的天哪,我帮你怎么样?我最擅长帮人牵线了。”

5. "You need to put yourself out there more!" “你需要多出去接触接触。”

Out where, exactly? Whenever some helpful soul suggests this to me, I immediately picture myself in the middle of some crowded piazza, waving my arms around, saying "yooo-hoooo!"
出去?去哪儿?每次有好心人对我做这种建议的时候,我脑海里就会浮现这样的画面:自己身处一个人山人海广场中,挥动着双臂,声嘶力竭地喊着:“我在这儿呢!”

6. "Why don't you join a group?" “你为什么不加入什么团体呢?”

It's a common misconception for people to think you're single because you just don't have enough hobbies.
人们常常误解,以为你单身的原因就是你的兴趣太不广泛了。

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2012-06-27 09:33 编辑:Fionafyy
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