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趣味小测试:你的东家是最佳雇主吗?

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小编摘要:你效力的公司是否能够跻身最佳行列?答案有可能取决于你的职位。

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我们已经竭尽全力找出能让员工乐不思蜀的公司,但我们不可能把它们一网打尽。或许你所在的公司就是一个快乐之所!到底是不是,做做下面这个小测试就能找出答案。
We've done our best to identify corporations that are a pleasure to work for. But we couldn't possibly list them all. Maybe your company, too, is a party on a half shell! Take this quiz and find out.
早晨去上班时,我会……
When I go to work in the morning, I ...
A. 自顾自地偷笑。
A. Smile a little secret smile to myself.
B. 在车上玩填字游戏。
B. Do a crossword puzzle on the train.
C. 心情郁闷。
C. Have a sphincter the size of a pinhead.
我上班时间穿着的工作服……
The clothing I am expected to wear to work ...
A. 是我的荣誉勋章,我睡觉都不愿意脱下来。
A. Is a badge of honor. I wear it to sleep.
B. 只是制服而已。每家公司都有。将就穿吧。
B. Is a uniform. All institutions have them. Get over it.
C. 让我觉得自己像只马戏团的猴子。
C. Makes me feel like a trained monkey.
我的老板……
My boss ...
A. 是个无比优秀的伟大人物。愿上帝保佑她。
A. Is a titan of Excellence. God bless her.
B. 脑子很好使,酒量也不错。
B. Is a smart guy and can hold a drink.
C.甚至会用大棒子痛殴竖琴海豹宝宝。
C. Would club a baby harp seal.

Which would you rather have: free beverages or a pension?
你愿意要免费饮料还是补贴?
A. Did you know that we get an entire kitchen full of free food and drinks? I don't even leave the building for lunch! I just work straight through! What a perk!
A. 知道吗,我们公司的厨房里全都是免费的食物和饮料。我连吃午餐都不用离开公司!我可以一直工作到下班!公司福利真是太好了!
B. I miss my old pension plan, which was taken away in 2006, but I understand why the company did it.
B. 我怀念以前的补贴计划。它在2006年被取消了。但我理解公司的苦衷。
C. I can buy my own Gatorade, thanks.

My understanding of the overall strategic goals of the corporation ...
C. 我自己买得起饮料,谢谢。
A. Is fleshed out for me at regular meetings with my boss, who is fully briefed by his boss, and so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby.
我对公司总体战略目标的了解…
B. It's above my pay grade.
A. 来自于我的上司在例会上向我所作的详细介绍,他的上司则向他作了完整的介绍,以此类推。
C. Beyond making money, you mean?
B. 这个问题超越了我的薪金等级范围。
C. 你是指除了赚钱以外还有什么吗?
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2012-02-13 13:36 编辑:kuaileyingyu
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