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Dog Whipper

1. Whipping Boy

1. 国王的替罪羊

During the 1600's in England, educating the future king created an interesting problem. Since the monarch's blood line was considered divine, teachers and caretakers couldn't punish the young prince even if he acted like a brat. The solution was obvious: get another young boy to take the punishment instead of the future king, hence the job of whipping boy.


These scapegoats were usually chosen from the children of the nobility and educated along with the prince, living in the same quarters and playing together in their spare time. This meant that most of the time the prince was attached to the whipping boy and avoided doing badly so his friend wouldn't be punished.


While there is no record attesting how well this worked in practice, we do know that some kings later rewarded their whipping boys with land and nobility roles. If nothing else, the promise that one day you might become a duke would probably keep you going through all those undeserved punishments.


2. Dog Whipper

2. 打狗者

Another career option during the 1600's was the position of dog whipper. This was a church official whose job was to, no big surprise here, whip dogs. The reason for this wasn't that medieval people hated puppies. In fact the problem was that people loved dogs too much and hordes of stray dogs waiting for food gathered around churches. It was the dog whipper who made sure that these dogs didn't start barking in the middle of a sermon, and he would chase them away if they tried to attack a well dressed lady.


Part of the job benefits were a free whip, a pair of wooden thongs (useful when trying to remove stubborn dogs) and a small plot of land sometimes known as the dog acre. Some of the downsides were the packs of dogs that could become very angry when someone tried to chase them away. Luckily for everyone involved: as dog shelters became common there was no need for this job anymore.


3. Gymnasiarch

3. 古希腊体育官

An extremely popular occupation in ancient Greece was that of professional athlete. After all, Greece was the place where the Olympic Games started, so it's no wonder that many young men focused on physical training. However, all these sweaty men needed someone to clean themselves up, and we're not talking about someone to give you a sponge bath. Back in ancient times, the way to clean up was by pouring oil on your body and scraping yourself clean. At the end of it all, you ended up with a gross mess of dirt, dead skin and oily mush. Sounds awesome, doesn't it? Well if you were a Gymnasiarch, it was your job to deal with that.

在古希腊,一个极受欢迎的职业是专业运动员。别忘了,希腊是奥林匹克运动的发源地,因此很多年轻人都专注于体育锻炼。不过, 所有这些汗流浃背的人都需要有人给他们清洁身体,而这种清洁并非是用海绵擦澡。在古代,清洁的方法是在身上抹上油,然后通过刮、擦等方式把自己弄干净。这个过程的最后,会留下一大堆脏东西、死皮和油腻腻的一团糊糊。听上去很可怕,对吧?不过,如果你是古希腊体育官,收拾这些东西就是你的活儿。

Interesting enough, because athletes were in such high regard even this position was seen as very important and reserved for nobility. However, you did get the great bonus of carrying around a large stick and hitting young athletes over the head when they didn't perform well enough.


4. Urinator

4. 潜水员

Despite what you'd think after reading this job title, urinatores were not really dealing with urine at all. The word "urinator" is Latin for diver, which means that urinatores were divers who had two different, but equally important tasks. On one hand they were the first amphibious unit used by the Roman army whenever it was necessary to send underwater soldiers to sabotage ships. On the other hand, when there wasn't a maritime war going on, urinatores dealt with underwater scavenging.


This was a profitable business as many ancient shipyards were filled with wrecked ships that contained merchandise and other goodies such as locked money boxes. The problems with the job were that diving in polluted waters resulted in many health problems. The bonus was that you got a free air pouch in order to breathe underwater, basically giving you half the superpower of Aquaman.


5. Knocker-up

5. 敲窗人

This peculiar job was popular in England and Ireland during the early days of the industrial revolution when people needed to be up in the morning but no one had an alarm clock. The knocker-up, also sometimes known as a "knocker-upper", would walk around with a long stick and knock on people's windows. For just a few pence the knocker-up would sit outside your window making a ruckus until you got up and were ready for work.


2011-05-30 10:54 编辑:kuaileyingyu