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男人会如何写母亲节贺卡?

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小编摘要:几乎在所有和女性相关的节日中,贺卡都是必不可少的,但是这个节日清单中母亲节首当其冲。男人会如何写母亲节贺卡?

Hallmark cards have become a necessity for practically every occasion that involves a woman, but no “holiday” ranks higher on that list than Mother’s Day. At least with Valentine’s Day and your anniversary you only have to buy a card for one person (in most states). Mother’s Day is the special horrifyingly painful exception to the one card rule because you have to get one for your mom, your wife, your baby-momma, your grandma, your daughter – the list is practically endless.

If it has a vagina and it’s over the age of 25 (this is one time we’ll be conservative) then it’s getting a Mother’s Day card. Ladies, we love you – enough to tell you the truth.


几乎在所有和女性相关的节日中,贺卡都是必不可少的,但是这个节日清单中母亲节首当其冲。至少在情人节或者纪念日,你只需要为一个人买一张贺卡(在大多数州都是这样)。母亲节却是令人纠结的一个例外,因为你要送贺卡给你的母亲、你的妻子、你的乳妈、你的祖母、你女儿……这个清单简直没有尽头。

如果你是个女人并且年过二十五(这是个保守数字),那么你就该这得到一张母亲节贺卡。女士们,我们爱你,爱到可以跟你直言不讳。

If Men Wrote Mothers Day Cards

If Men Wrote Mothers Day Cards

If Men Wrote Mothers Day Cards

If Men Wrote Mothers Day Cards

If Men Wrote Mothers Day Cards

If Men Wrote Mothers Day Cards

If Men Wrote Mothers Day Cards

 

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